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The Big Hurt: Tila gets shat on

Did anyone really expect better of Juggalos, or wish better on Tila? I'm sure we'd all rather the two parties just didn't exist.
Plus Faithless sell out, plus Jay Electronica vs. Lil B, and props for Cee Lo
By DAVID THORPE  |  September 03, 2010
Domestic violence is so hot right now; DC Housewife takes a whoopin'; orange soda: not just for fascists!

Domestic violence is so hot right now; DC Housewife takes a whoopin'; orange soda: not just for fascists!

White House crasher/DC Housewife says Whoopi hit her. Whoopi says she just tapped her without being invited. (Atlantic Wire)  "Love the Way You Lie" video shows...
By webteam  |  August 06, 2010

Lights out

Not sure this has a whole lot to do with sports crime, but . . . it does involve Tila Tequila naked, so that's a start for an interesting exploration of something .
Tila Tequila goes off. Plus, Lawrence Taylor takes a hard right-hand turn.
By MATT TAIBBI  |  November 27, 2009

Lightning dolt

Outstanding story out of San Diego last week, where terrifyingly stone-headed Chargers linebacker Shawne "Lights Out" Merriman was detained by police after similarly dumb-as-crap semi-famous bisexual reality-show skank Tila Tequila accused him of choki
Did Shawne Merriman take his shot at love?
By MATT TAIBBI  |  September 18, 2009

Jeffree Star | Cupcakes Taste Like Violence

Why am I listening to this pitch-corrected-to-death excrement when we should all be watching Jeffree Star's Cunt of Love (or something to that effect) on VH1?
Popsicle (2008)
By BARRY THOMPSON  |  December 02, 2008


Here are some current top MySpace artists to check out, and some to avoid.
Hot and not
By CAITLIN E. CURRAN  |  October 27, 2008


Funny fundraiser

The term “Internet famous” brings a few things to mind.
Hip cash for Kansas rep
By JONATHAN SEITZ  |  August 13, 2008

Dance, Monkey: Selena Coppock

Tila Tequila, where’d you come from? You’re this manufactured little pop tart. Euch. Grody-wack.
We put a visiting comic on the hot seat. This week's victim . . .
By MARC HIRSH  |  August 04, 2008

Don't tase me, bro

2007 was the year that viral humor hit critical mass.
The year in would-be catch phrases
By JAMES PARKER  |  December 21, 2007

Fashion weak

My roommate Mike enjoys watching reality television that depicts people with actual skills.
Project Runway ’s slump
By SHARON STEEL  |  December 11, 2007


Tila Tequila terrifies me.
Tila Tequila’s ass-ets
By SHARON STEEL  |  November 13, 2007


Trash talk

Trash night. Trash night, trash night, trash night. Abfallnacht , as they probably call it in Germany.
Who knew recycling, shorter showers, and organic spinach could cause such angst?
By JAMES PARKER  |  November 07, 2007

Lost in MySpace — for a year

A year ago, Clay N. Ferno was the most popular guy in Boston.
Society of friends
By CAMILLE DODERO  |  July 13, 2006