Sebastian Janikowski

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Return of the Criminoles

Nothing warms the heart like the return of the Florida State football team to national criminal prominence.
Florida State's wide-receiving corps goes deep. Plus, a Miami big man and his even bigger truck.
By MATT TAIBBI  |  June 05, 2009

Easy policework

I’ve always wondered exactly how these gigantic defensive linemen think they’re going to beat the whole “physical description” aspect of post-felony police work.
Sports blotter: "No shit, Sherlock" edition
By MATT TAIBBI  |  February 20, 2008

Surely you can't be serious

Early nomination for collegiate crime-dweeb of the year goes to Fresno State defensive lineman Jason Shirley.
Sports blotter: "Don't call me Shirley!" edition
By MATT TAIBBI  |  October 17, 2007

The new system

Dontrelle Williams jumps out to an early lead in the race for newly-minted Annual Crime Champion award.
Sports Blotter: 2007 yearbook edition
By MATT TAIBBI  |  December 27, 2006

But it's a fake gun

A lot of sports crime makes sense. Sebastian Janikowski arrested for just about anything: makes sense.
Sports blotter: pellet gun edition
By MATT TAIBBI  |  August 02, 2006

Long way home to Foxboro

You gotta love Bill Belichick.
Belichick brings in a DUI legend
By MATT TAIBBI  |  April 05, 2006

The Boston Phoenix J.R. rider bail-hearing incident of the week!

Folks in my line of work — cataloguing weekly the crimes of professional athletes — have a built-in rainy-day strategy.
Plus, deadbeat-daddy jocks and Master P's firearms
By MATT TAIBBI  |  March 16, 2006