Pope Benny Andajets

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Ya gotta have heart; hoping for fresh air; more dirt at the Vatican

You may have noticed the passing of former US Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, who turned in his famous braided Salvation Army captain's uniform on February 25, at age 96.
Thanks, Dr. Koop
By PHILLIPE AND JORGE  |  March 08, 2013

The Pope cashes out; a nod to Salty; the police blotter

Phillipe and Jorge have conducted an extensive investigation into Pope Benny Andajets' decision to resign from his exalted post, and we've discovered that the first Catholic pontiff to bail since the 1400s has done so for one reason and one reason only:
Pontiff’s pension ploy
By  |  February 09, 2013