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Springtime for Militia

I’m scrubbing my armpits in the campground bathroom at Fort Hunt Park in Virginia. It’s taken more than 20 hours for me to get here for today’s firearm-friendly Restore the Constitution rally, which is supposed to commence shortly.
Gun nuts from around the country converge upon the murder capital of the nation, Washington, D.C.
By CHRIS FARAONE  |  April 23, 2010

The Big Hurt: The Obama jubilance debriefing

Obama is the first president in history to drop a HOVA reference in a campaign speech by way of a little hand-brushy motion, and rappers turned out in droves to support him.
When celebrities celebrate, metaphors suffer
By DAVID THORPE  |  November 18, 2008

Dance, Monkey: Jim McCue

Who is the only governor who can diaper her children in moose pelts?
We put a comic on the hot seat. This week’s victim . . .
By SARA FAITH ALTERMAN  |  September 17, 2008

Not by George

A long time ago, on a bricks-and-mortar soundstage far, far away, the last great Star Wars movie was made.
Robot Chicken: Star Wars
By MIKE MILIARD  |  August 11, 2008

Fight song

Your total inability to recognize deserving candidates has me . . . amused?
Letters to the Boston editor, July 25, 2008

Dance, Monkey: Steve Macone

Eeyore talks like the kind of guy who’s already had a lot of beers with people.
We put a comic on the hot seat. This week’s victim . . .
By SARA FAITH ALTERMAN  |  June 17, 2008



You wanted it!  (Maybe not.)   Here it is!  The video for "Real American".   
By Special Ed  |  June 17, 2008
Worst Pop Culture Dads Ever

Worst Pop Culture Dads Ever

CHARLIE'S PICK Jack Torrance - Drives his family to an empty resort in the mountains with the DTs in the middle of winter, then tries to...
By Charlie  |  June 13, 2008

Bigger, Stronger, Faster*

The film, both informative and poignant, is peopled with a cross-section of users, experts, politicians, pro athletes, and gym rats with melon-sized biceps.
Steroids and a culture of competition
By NINA MACLAUGHLIN  |  June 04, 2008

Bringing sexy back

I give you serious props for listing all-time douche Roger Clemens at the number-one slot, as well as for giving Tom Cruise, Tom Brady, and other unsavories their, uh, “due.”
Letters to the Boston editor, April 11, 2008
By BOSTON PHOENIX LETTERS  |  April 09, 2008

Abs of steel

A wonderfully campy, oddly comforting motivator that suggests anyone with the guts and desire can become a modernized version of a Roman warrior.
American Gladiators does the gym proud
By SHARON STEEL  |  January 28, 2008


Ring of fire

A fight has just broken out in the Polish American Veterans Club in Lowell.
New England’s minor-league grapplers wrestle their demons — in vinyl boots and a blaze of glory
By SEAN BARTLETT  |  May 23, 2007

Tears of joy

The best reality show ever will be called Monarch , and it will feature Donald Trump, Asia Carrera, Tony Robbins, Andy Rooney, Barbara Bush, Chuck D, Mike Barnicle, Bianca Jagger, Steve-O, former senator Conrad Burns, Soledad O’Brien, and General John A
The best reality show ever — and the real ones
By JAMES PARKER  |  November 28, 2006

Queens of clothing

Dear Dr. Lovemonkey, My girlfriend and I have been living together for a couple of years.
Dr. Lovemonkey
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  September 13, 2006

Are you kidding us?

Russell Crowe as the Bud-I?
Russell Crowe, you’re no Buddy Cianci
By PHILLIPE & JORGE  |  July 19, 2006