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16 comedy events to heckle this fall

What are you laughing at?
From Andrew Dice Clay to Kids in the Hall, Fall heaves a bucket of yuks at Boston
By ALEXANDRA CAVALLO  |  September 16, 2011
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Gilbert Gottfried reflects

Gilbert Gottfried's speaking voice is nothing like the outsized, grating scream with which he says things like, "The only way Hugh Hefner can get stiff is through rigor mortis."  
Talk dirty to me
By ROB TURBOVSKY  |  April 29, 2011
Gilbert Gottfried at Twin River

Gilbert Gottfried at Twin River

I don't know whether to shudder or guffaw when Gilbert Gottfried pops up on the tube. The maniacal comedian's radically screechy brand of outrageousness is...
By webteam  |  November 22, 2010
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Special delivery

For the last two decades, comedian and SNL alum Norm MacDonald has been firing off on pop culture and sharing life observations with his disarming deadpan delivery and signature subtleties through a stoner Canadian accent and nasal drawl.
The subtle genius of Norm MacDonald
By CHRIS CONTI  |  August 21, 2009
This day in Unsexy history: Gilbert Gottfried

This day in Unsexy history: Gilbert Gottfried

Gilbert Gottfried was the, uh, winner of our inaugurial Unsexiest Men of the Year list in 2006. He was recently interviewed about the honor:

GILBERT: The Phoenix Sun did a list of the unsexiest men in the world and I made it to number one. I beat out Bin Laden. He's a terrorist, hasn't bathed in months. I beat him out. To me it was a great honor.

JOHN DEBELLIS: No one deserves that title more than you.

GILBERT GOTTFRIED: My sentiments exactly. It was the best publicity I ever had. It went all over the world, Japan, China,. India, Korea... Europe. In Russia they retitled the article as "The Most A Sexual man
By Greg Cook  |  March 26, 2009

The 100 unsexiest men in the world

Welcome to the first installment of's 100 Unsexiest Men in the World.
Who would Scarlett least like to be with?
By BILL JENSEN & RYAN STEWART  |  March 27, 2008


Dance, monkey: Andrea Henry

Immediately projected all my unfulfilled dreams onto her. She’s already signed up for Patriots cheerleading camp.
We put a comic on the hot seat
By SARA FAITH ALTERMAN  |  March 04, 2008

The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 100-91

These guys couldn't turn on a radio
By PHOENIX STAFF  |  April 13, 2007

Crossword: 'You Don't Know...'

One part of your anatomy from something different
By MATT JONES  |  August 17, 2006

The Phoenix’s first annual sex-survey results

Back in May, staff writer Camille Dodero reported on the state of sex in Boston through interviews with straight, gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgender people (“ Sex (Circa 2006). ”) Topics ranged from one-night stands to monogamous relationships, from
You people really like oral, don’t hide your porn, and want to do the deed in Fenway
By THEPHOENIX.COM  |  August 09, 2006

Ugly Portland

It’s summertime. That means the air is sauna-thick; the sidewalks are clogged with three parts tourists, one part locals; and your favorite bag of choice is now a fanny pack. Slideshow: ugly Portland View our map of ugly Portland (Illustration by
According to national rankings, we live in a terrific city for entrepreneurs, a great place to raise kids, and – ahem – one of the most perfect spots in the country. But let’s not get too arrogant.
By SARA DONNELLY  |  July 26, 2006


Meditate this

Back by popular demand!
Sox-Yanks haiku
By MIKE MILIARD  |  April 27, 2006

Adrenaline Rush

By  |  October 24, 2005